Keith Hernandez
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Written by David Wegman

He played first base for the Mets
I have got to wonder if he ever wets himself
When he fields a grounder

Before the Mets in '79
He was in St. Louis and he put up fine statistics
To tie with Pirate Willie

Winding up his career in Muncipal
He shared a fate not with Troy Percival
But with two-syllabled guys
Like Eddie and Andre
He's Keith Hernandez

His black mustache above his lip
I have always thought it must help him rip the ball
Over the second baseman's head

Winding up his career in Muncipal
He shared a fate not with Troy Percival
But with two-syllabled guys
Like Eddie and Andre
He's Keith Hernandez